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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Rant.: Sis....Why you mad??

Unfortunately working with ALL women. ALL day has way more cons than pros if you know what i mean. Besides literally ten chicks on the rag everyday there's the rolling of the eyes, the Mmhhmmm when clearly my statement didn't require non verbalization such as...."Awww those are really cute cupcakes" she says "MMmmmhhmm".....You Mad?
    Then my ghetto girl neck slightly rolls to the right then front and center....Lol Why you mad tho..giirrrllll. 
LISTEN keep your private issues PRIVATE. I could care less if you got chewed out by your boss, if your man got locked up last night, if your beau doesn't want you anymore.. don't bring that to work hunny. I get paid to sit and look at your face all day, lets make it enjoyable cause lord knows i cant walk around with my eyes shut bumping into walls to prevent looking at the sour face. Ladies lets get it together, put your BGP (big girl panties) on and man up.   
Yesterday was pretty important for my beau so of course i took off work put in my request to leave **two weeks in advance** Needless to say i get to  work this am to "OMG where were you" "Were you sick?" "Is everything okay?" "It was so hectic without you?" I answer each with a smile no just requested the day off TWO WEEKS ago..."Oh we're soooo glad you came today...like i just up and called in sick. SMH 
Then got chewed off because i asked the cook to do her job...Aaahmmm..*clears throat" she walks away..came back in ten.."Oh I'm so sorry, my bf wont talk to me, and I got in trouble with the boss today its just a bad day" WTF!!! Are you serious!! first i couldn't find my favorite polo to wear, then i forgot to turn on my coffee,a serious addict for caffeine, walked in the bathroom and BOOM my flat iron singed a burn on the ceramic tile sink...now I've got my sad face....back into the room i go to beat my face can't find brand new concealer digging like a badger * do they even dig lol* in makeup bags until the heavens open and shine a magnificent light of glory TAADDAAA right on the floor...ten minutes late but hey.........
                                                   Aren't you tired of work drama...let me know?

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